Best anti-Trump joke yet

Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, Pope Francis and a ten-year-old schoolboy are on a plane, that is going down. There are only four parachutes.

Trump declares “I’m the smartest person in the U.S.A., the country needs me.” He grabs one and jumps.

Johnson declares “Britain can’t survive Brexit without me,” as he grabs one and jumps.

The Pope declares “More than a billion Catholics needs me,” as he grabs one and jumps.

Merkel looks at the boy and says “You take the last one, you have a whole life ahead of you.”

The boys replies “It’s OK, there’s two parachutes left, the smartest man in the U.S.A. took my backpack.”

Personal Ads of the Philosophers (and other humor). Post by Brian Leiter, maart 2020.